Choices & Storytelling: Why I Could Be a Crime Scene Investigator

In a special meeting for our local Morningstar Toastmasters Club, members were working on Table Topics skills or their impromptu speech technique. While the question I received was one I have pondered several times, what came out of my mouth took me by surprise.

“Blood splatter specialist for a crime scene investigation unit.”

Wait? What happened to “writer?” CSI? Where is the real Weegee?